Dads, do not mow your children

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
10/10/2019 at 10:46 • Filed to: None

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leave them inside with the woman where they are all happy

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*The opinion of the key chain do not necessarily represent those of OPPOsaurus


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Gaslollipop > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/10/2019 at 10:56

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A guy drove over his 3 year old with the riding lawnmower here. Kid ran up behind him while mowing and fell. Kid died. What an awful thing.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/10/2019 at 10:59

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This is good Oppo


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/10/2019 at 11:00

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If only you’d bought the optional kiddie seats, you could mow with the kids, and Mom could get back to Laundry and Dinner.

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**Poster does not condone backseat mowing, or telling said wife to do the laundry and cook.  


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Thomas Donohue
10/10/2019 at 11:07

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i feel like that might be photoshopped only because that guy doesn’ t have a mullet. for that to actually have happened, that guy w ould have a mullet


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Gaslollipop
10/10/2019 at 11:08

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yea thats gutta be pretty bad.  i hate mowing when the kids are home


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/10/2019 at 11:20

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I don’t know, John Deere are usually priced a little beyond “mullet money”


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/10/2019 at 11:31

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it appears to be legit....the forum it was on stated that someone was selling the aftermarket kid seats on Ebay and the picture was from the posting.

I imagine it’s no longer for sale due to insurance/liability reasons!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Thomas Donohue
10/10/2019 at 11:40

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My kids would have LOVED that!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Gaslollipop
10/10/2019 at 11:41

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Jesus.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/10/2019 at 12:08

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Well there goes my weekend plans.


Kinja'd!!! Michael > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/10/2019 at 12:13

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I kinda need that key chain.

Also fun fact, my 1973 Deere garden tractor, and 2017 Honda self-propelled mower, use the same key


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Gaslollipop
10/10/2019 at 14:29

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He must have been backing up. That’s the only way it makes sense to me. My riding mower has a reverse lock-out. When the key is in the run position and the blades are engaged, the engine dies if you try to drive in reverse. 


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/11/2019 at 00:04

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I don’t have kids and I also hate mowing.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > TheRealBicycleBuck
10/11/2019 at 13:00

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Wow, a reverse lockout would annoy the crap out of me. I guess this is the reason, but no thank you